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Gravity's Rainbow Group Read | Sections 22-25 | Week 7

Slothrop's Hawaiian Shirt by Zak Smith (2006).
I just want to begin by thanking u/Bloomsdayclock for coordinating this endeavor, for all of the previous posts thus far, and for the enthusiastic interaction and scholarship that’s been happening in the comments for each post. This group read has rekindled my love for this book and is helping me understand it in so many different ways and in such greater depth that it's honestly like I’m reading a different book at this point. Also, kudos to each previous poster for creating a coherent post! The book is complex enough on its own but once you start going down the rabbit hole, sussing out the references, reading through some of the scholarship, etc., I almost found myself paralyzed by information overload (kinda feeling a bit like Charlie Kelly trying to figure out who “Pepe Silvia” is :) ). When this reading group started, I was like, “damn, I’m trying to read this insanely complex novel and the group posts are just as long, dense, and complex” and now I’ve gone and written some super long and dense post, too. To paraphrase either Blaise Pascal or Mark Twain (or Woodrow Wilson or apparently a rather large number of dead white guys from history): I would have written a shorter post if I’d had the time! Apologies in advance!
Anyways, this post will (attempt to) cover the start of the second section of the novel, Un Perm’ au Casino Hermann Goering. The events that transpire are zany and sinister, titillating and deeply sad. There is a mix of images both gorgeous and disgusting and much of the planning and plotting that took place at “The White Visitation” during the first section are starting to come to fruition in part deux. For each “Episode”, I will provide a general summary of the “action” and then some commentary and we’ll finish this post up with a few discussion questions. Let’s begin!
Episode 22
Summary
Slothrop is on furlough/leave at a casino in Monaco (from what I’ve read...I thought it was France before, still not completely sure) that’s been renamed in honor of the big fat slob that led Hitler’s air force during the war. He’s in paradise but wakes up “...[waiting] for a sudden noise to begin his day, a first rocket” (p. 181). His friend Tantivy Mucker-Maffick and a somewhat suspicious friend of his, Teddy Bloat (“[there’s] something about the way he talks to Slothrop, patronizing? Maybe nervous…” (p. 182)), are staying down the hall. They’re talking about meeting some girls but, as the first song of the section reminds us, Englishmen can be very shy. Slothrop is happy to help his “buddies” out, but tells them not to “expect [him] to put it in for [them]” (p. 183). Classic Slothrop!
Slothrop decides to wear a hideous (or amazing, depending on your sensibilities) genuine Hawaiian shirt that he received from his brother Hogan in the Pacific. The shirt seems to emit a glow (once he steps into the sun, it “blazes into a refulgent life of its own” (!) (p. 184), so Tantivy, “friend” that he is, tries to convince Slothrop to cover it up with scratchy Savile Row coat.
The trio hit the beach and the ladies are on them already. They’ve got food and booze and are ready for a nice day on the beach. The morning seems too good even for a bit of the “early paranoia”. And then Bloat ruins everything by drawing Slothrop’s attention to the woman down the beach being attacked by “the biggest fucking octopus Slothrop has ever seen outside of the movies”. Slothrop rushes off to intervene and, left without recourse, starts trying to bash the cephalopod on the head with a wine bottle to no avail. Thankfully, Bloat just happens to have a big, tasty crab on his person, which he tosses to Slothrop with the advice, “It’s hungry, it’ll go for the crab. Don’t kill it, Slothrop.” Slothrop uses the crab to bait away the animal from its current prey, noticing that it does not seem to be in good mental health. He eventually tosses the crab, like a discus, into the sea, and the octopus follows. The damsel has been saved, Slothrop is championed as a brave hero and his first thought is where in the fuck did that crab come from.
The exchange:
“Tantivy smiles and flips a small salute. “Good show!” cheers Teddy Bloat. “I wouldn’t have wanted to try that myself!”
“Why not? You had that crab. Saaay-where’d you get that crab?”
“Found it,” replies Bloat with a straight face. Slothrop stares at this bird but can’t get eye contact. What th’ fuck is going on?” (p. 187).
The damsel thanks Slothrop. Her ID bracelet identifies her as Katje Borgesius. Slothrop feels like he knows her and “...voices begin to take on a touch of metal, each word a hard-edged clap, and the light, though as bright as before, is less able to illuminate….it’s a Puritan reflex of seeking other orders behind the visible, also known as paranoia, filtering in…” (p. 188). How does Slothrop deal with this? By dividing up his present company into a dichotomy: the increasingly drunk Tantivy, “a messenger from Slothrop’s innocent, pre-octopus past” flirting with the girls and Bloat, “perfectly sober, mustache unruffled, regulation uniform [on the fucking beach!], watching [him] closely” (p. 188). And then there’s Katje, who, with her glance, makes Slothrop think she knows something (what?), asking him “Did you know all the time about the octopus? I thought so because it was so like a dance-all of you” (p. 188). Well, fuck me! Katje then tells “Little Tyrone” to be “very careful” and that “Perhaps, after all, we were meant to meet…” (p. 189). Now that’s a “meet cute” for ya!
Commentary/Questions
  1. Is the casino fully owned and controlled by Them at this point (is César Flebótomo (Spanish for “sandfly”) a(n) (un)willing patsy in Their employ?). Is it the “lab” for this “phase” of the Slothrop experiment. Or is it just secured enough to ensure the results of the experiment aren’t tainted by some unforeseen variable/interference?
  2. Teddy Bloat seems like a purposeful pun in reference to the bureaucracy of government/intel agencies
  3. Tantivy Mucker-Maffick’s name is also filled with meaning
  4. Songs are one way that Pynchon fills his book with “the language of the preterite”, a term from Weisenburger used to describe the “slang, underworld cant, songs, games, folk-genres, and material culture” used by Pynchon to pit “open, unsanctioned, and “low” languages” against the “closed, orthodox, privileged language of a culture”. This idea is expanded on by literary critic/philosopher Mikhail Bakhtin who notes that the “heteroglossic” aspect of novels allows them to be radical, open-ended artworks filled with a variety of voices that each embody a particular time and place (his term for this idea is a “chronotope”).
  5. The whole episode is just soaked in paranoia, from beginning to end. Whatever Slothrop thought he thought he was feeling in Section 1 has been taken up a notch. He senses a plot but keeps playing along.
  6. Is “Borgesius” a tribute to J.L. Borges?
  7. “Little Tyrone” echoes “Baby Tyrone” from Jamf’s experiments and maybe is supposed to make us realize that while the antics in this episode could possibly be construed as a “loss” of Slothrop’s “innocence” that was actually taken from him as a baby.
Episode 23
Summary
Dr. Porkyevitch (“Porky the pig”?) and “Grisha” (“[frisking] happily in his special enclosure”) stare back at the “blazing bijou” of the Casino from their ship, contemplating their future now that they may no longer be of use to Pointsman, yearning for traces of the Russia they’ve been exiled from.
To the casino: Katje is a vision in shades of green and is escorted by a two-star general and a brigadier. Is it Pudding? RHIP :) Slothrop and Tantivy in the dining room. Slothrop raises the “The Ballad of Tantivy Mucker-Maffic” to get the room singing of his friend’s drunken exploits so that he can speak to Katje who uses the cacophony to invite him to her room after midnight!
Slothrop then probes his buddy to see if he notices anything funny going on. Tantivy brushes him off a bit (“there’s always, you know, an element of Slothropian paranoia to contend with…”(p. 192)) but then concedes that the bastard Bloat is receiving coded messages. Ha! And it turns out Bloat has become a bit of a different man over the last few years, something more than being “Blitz rattled”. He’s also warned Tantivy away from Katje (“I’d stay clear of that one if I were you” (p. 193)) and Tantivy feels used by Bloat (“being tolerated for as long as he can use me” (p. 193)). The encounter ends with Tantivy telling Slothrop to be careful and, should he need help, he’ll be there for him.
At midnight, Slothrop leaves for his rendezvous with Ms. Borgesius, “ascending flights of red-carpeted stairway (Welcome Mister Slothrop Welcome To Our Structure We Hope You Will Enjoy Your Visit Here)” (p. 194). Arriving, he teases her about her date at dinner and then about their slightly sinister “meet cute” while examining her closet which is absolutely filled to the brim with a variety of outfits. The “Too Soon To Know (Fox-Trot)” before they get down to it. As he is undressing her, he notices “...the moonlight only whitens her back, and there is a still a dark side, her ventral side, her face, than he can no longer see, a terrible beastlike change coming over muzzle and lower jaw, black pupils growing to cover the entire eye space till whites are gone and there’s only the red animal reflection when the light comes to strike no telling when the light-” (p. 196). Yikes! As they fuck, she wonders if his “careful technique” is for her or “wired into the Slothropian Run-together they briefed her on”. Either way, “she will move him, she will not be mounted by a plastic shell” (p. 196-197).
Then, a slapstick fight with a seltzer bottle (planted by Them?) that has Slothrop looking for a banana cream pie to toss (classic!) after which they fall asleep, lying like two Ss. In the morning, their post-coital bliss is interrupted as Little Tyrone is rudely awakened by the sound of someone robbing his pants in the room next door. He chases after the thief, first naked, then dressed in a purple satin bedsheet. As he’s chasing, from way down the hallway, “a tiny head appears around a corner, a tiny hand comes out and gives Slothrop the tiny finger” (p. 199). Haha! He chases the thief up a tree only to have the tree cut down while he’s in it. The thief escapes and Bloat and some general find Slothrop a mess.
Bloat takes Slothrop to his room where, “every stitch of clothing he owns is gone, including his Hawaiian shirt. What the fuck. Groaning, he rummages in the desk. Empty. Closets empty. Leave papers, ID, everything, taken… Hogan’s shirt bothers him most of all” (p. 201). Nobody knows where Tantivy’s gone off to. Bloat gives Slothrop a uniform (“a piece of Whitehall on the Riviera” (p. 201)) which doesn’t fit but the book advises, “Live wi’ the way it feels mate, you’ll be in it for a while” (p. 201). Slothrop ponders the meaning of the architecture and design of his surrounds, but “shortly, unpleasantly so, it will come to him that everything in this room [The Himmer-Spielsaal, no less] is being used from something different. Meaning things to Them it has never meant to us. Never. Two orders of being, looking identical….but, but….” (p. 202). THE WORLD OVER THERE. Against this realization Slothrop issues the only spell he knows, a defiant “Fuck You”. Walking, rainstorm, entertainment at the casino, no one has seen the dancing girls from the drunken breakfast, Slothrop is “finding only strangers where he looks” before freaking out in the casino, then getting wet in the rain, then returning to Katje, the only place he knew to come.
Commentary
  1. I love “The Ballad of Tantivy Mucker-Maffic” and would like to write a similar tune about the inebriated shenanigans committed by my best friend and I during college.
  2. The bit about Oxford and Harvard not really existing to educate was a nice touch (p. 193)
  3. “Snazzy” is an “Americanism” in the 40s! (p. 195).
  4. Slothrop ponders an impending loss of innocence (but, again, it seems like that has already happened). He has nothing and no one in a foreign country and the sensation that his life is being purposefully, possibly nefariously influenced by forces he can vaguely perceive. “It’s here that saturation hits him, it’s all this playing games, too much of it, too many games: the nasal, obsessive voice of a croupier he can’t see...is suddenly speaking out of the Forbidden Wing directly to him, and about what Slothrop has been playing against the invisible House, perhaps after all for his soul, all day - terrified, he turns, turns out into the rain again where the electric lights of the Casino, in full holocaust, are glaring off the glazed cobbles.” And then, “How did this all turn against him so fast? His friends old and new, every last bit of paper and clothing connecting him to what he’s been, have just, fucking, vanished. How can he meet this with any kind of grace?” (p. 205)
  5. The word “holocaust” is used quite a bit in this story
  6. Setting this all in the casino is a nice touch: there is the illusion of chance and luck in a casino but the house always wins.
  7. The juxtaposition of the comic (seltzer fight) with the tragic (Slothrop alone, trying to understand what’s happening) heightens both effects.
Episode 24
Summary
They wake up with Katje calling slothrop a pig, which responds to by oinking. At breakfast, he is taking a refresher course in technical German and learning about The Rocket. His tutor, Sir Stephen Dodson-Truck (who speaks 33 languages!) aiding his understanding of German circuit schematics by way of ancient German runes. Slothrop understands immediately that Dodson-Truck is in on the plot but not sure how (“There are times when Slothrop can actually find a clutch mechanism between him and Their iron-cased engine far away up a power train whose shape and design he has to guess at, a clutch he can disengage, feeling then all his inertia of motion, his real helplessness… it is not exactly unpleasant, either. Odd thing. He is almost sure that whatever They want, it won’t mean risking his life, or even too much of his comfort. But he can’t fit any of it into a pattern, there’s no way to connect somebody like Dodson-Truck with somebody like Katje…. The real enemy’s somewhere back in that London anyways” (p. 207).
Back in the Himmler-Spielsaal: “in the twisted gilt playing-room his secret motions clarify for him, some. The odds They played here belonged to the past, the past only. Their odds were never probabilities, but frequencies already observed. It’s the past that makes demands here. It whispers, and reaches after, and sneering disagreeably, gooses its victims.
When they choose numbers, red, black, odd, even, what did They mean it? What Wheel did They set in motion?
Back in a room, early in Slothrop’s life, a room forbidden to him now, is something very bad. Something was done to him and it may be that Katje knows what. Hasn’t he, in her “futureless look,” found some link to his own past, something that connects them closely as lovers?” (p. 208-209). “It is a curve each of them feels, unmistakably. It is the parabola.”
No more news from London or Achtung. Bloat is gone now, too. Sir Stephen and Katje with their identical Corporate Smiles to dazzle him while they rob his identity. But! “He lets it happen” (p. 210).
Slothrop is getting hardons after his rocket study sessions and then goes looking for relief with Katje. Sir Stephen appears to be timing these erections! So, Slothrop gets the smart idea to get him drunk via a drinking game and many, many people end up getting sloshed on some high class bubbly. Half the room is singing the “Vulgar Song”. Slothrop and Sir Steve get pretty hammered and start walking through a nice sunset, where Slothrop sees robed figures, hundreds of miles tall, on the horizon. Sir Stephen informs Slothrop that he’s got “potency issues” (which makes him the perfect observer for Slothrop’s sexual misadventures… “no nasty jissom getting all over their reports, you know” (p. 216)). He’s about to tell Slothrop the secret of “The Penis He Thought Was His Own”...
...but then starts waxing nostalgic about Sir Stephen’s son and his wife, Nora and her “Ideology of the Zero”. An interlude with Eventyr, Sachsa, Leni… “but where will Leni be now? Either we didn’t mean to lose her - either it was an ellipsis in our care, in what some of us even swear is our love, or someone has taken her, deliberately, for reasons being kept secret, and Sachsa’s death is part of it too” (p. 218). More on Sachsa’s death.
Then, Sir Stephen vanishes (“but not before telling Slothrop that his erections of high interest to Fitzmaurice House”). Katje is pissed that Slothy got Sir Steve drunk enough to dish on the plot. They fight and then fuck. More rocket study sessions. The rocket taking off looks like a peacock, def pfau. Slothrop pressing for more information, Katje rebuffing, warning/advising“Oh, Slothrop… You don’t want me. What they’re after may, but you don’t. No more than A4 wants London. But I don’t think they know...about other selves...yours or the Rocket’s. No more than you do. If you can’t understand it now, at least remember. That’s all I can do for you” (p. 224).
Then, “They go back up to her room again: cock, cunt, the Monday rain at the windows” (p. 224) (Oh, Tom, you romantic!). And finally, a bit of kazoo music, a final night together, and Katje disappears, too.
Commentary
  1. Slothrop makes an important connection to his childhood and wonders if Katje knows about it/whether she’s with him because of it (ol’ Pynch even manages to work in the rocket, too!): “You were in London while they were coming down. I was in ‘s Gravenhage while they were going up. Between you and me is not only a rocket trajectory but also a life. You will come to understand that between the two points, in the five minutes, it lives an entire life. You haven’t even learned the data on our side of the flight profile, the visible or trackable. Beyond them there’s so much more, so much none of us know” (p. 209).
  2. More on the import of setting the action in the Casino: “The Forbidden Wing. Oh, the hand of a terrible croupier is that touch on the sleeves of his dreams: all his life of what has looked free or random, is discovered to’ve been under some Control, all the time, the same as a fixed roulette wheel-where only destinations are important, attention is to long-term statistics, not individuals: and where the House does, of course, keep turning a profit…” (p. 209).
  3. A beautiful passage: “‘Holy shit.” This is the kind of sunset you hardly see any more, a 19th-century wilderness sunset...this anachronism in primal red, in yellow purer than can be found anywhere today, a purity begging to be polluted...of course Empire took its way westward, what other way was there but into those virgin sunsets to penetrate and to foul” (p. 214). Always dualities in this book.
  4. “A pornography of blueprints” (p. 224). is a nice turn of phrase.
  5. Foreshadowing: “She has her hair combed high today in a pompadour, her fair eyebrows, plucked to wings, darkened, eyes rimmed in black, only the outboard few lashes missed and left blond.
  6. Connection to Nabokov: I really do think “Signs and Symbols” influenced this novel. Lines like this, “Here it is again, that identical-looking Other World - is he gonna have this to worry about, now? What th’ - lookit these trees - each long frond hanging, stuny, dizzying, in laborious dry point against the sky, each so perfectly placed…” (p. 225) remind me so much of the atmosphere in the story (itself about paranoia (“referential mania”)). This is a key excerpt from the Nabokov ditty: “In these very rare cases the patient imagines that everything happening around him is a veiled reference to his personality and existence. He excludes real people from the conspiracy - because he considers himself to be so much more intelligent than other men. Phenomenal nature shadows him wherever he goes. Clouds in the staring sky transmit to one another, by means of slow signs, incredibly detailed information regarding him. His inmost thoughts are discussed at nightfall, in manual alphabet, by darkly gesticulating trees. Pebbles or stains or sun flecks form patterns representing in some awful way messages which he must intercept. Everything is a cipher and of everything he is the theme.” Obviously this guy is, uh, slightly more clinical, but I still think the atmosphere/tone is similar between the two.
Episode 25
Summary
We begin this episode with a Pavlov lecture about the physiological symptoms of hysteria and one of Pointsman’s poems (which he never shows to anyone). Then to the “White Visitation” chaps (Pointsman, Grunton, Throwster, Groast) rumor-mongering about their future. Things are looking bleak. Pudding might cut off funding, “Slothrop’s knocked out Dodson-Truck and the girl in one day” (p. 227), and Sir Steven’s got the P.M.’s son-in-law making embarrassing inquiries. But Pointsman is calm. Very calm. In fact, “[b]y facing squarely the extinction of his program, he has gained a great bit of Wisdom: that if there is a life force operating in Nature, still there is nothing so analogous in bureaucracy. Nothing so mystical. It all comes down, as it must, to the desires of individual men. Oh, and women too, of course, bless their empty little heads. But survival depends on having strong enough desires - on knowing the System better than the other chap, and how to use it. It’s work, that’s all it is, and there’s no room for any extrahuman activities - they only weaken, effeminize the will: a man either indulges them, or fights to win, und so weiter” (p. 230). And then we find out that Pointman’s figured out how to play Pudding to keep his support (more on that in a bit…) as he’s figured out Treacle, Groast, and Throwster, how to use them and manipulate them to get what he wants. What a fucking devious guy!
Webley Silvernail sticks around after the meeting and imagines the lab animals putting on a beguine performance of a song called “Pavlovia” (right after this realization by Silvernail: “From overhead, from a German camera-angle, it occurs to Webley Silvernail, this lab here is also a maze...but who watches from above, who notes their reponses?” (p. 229)). And it’s all song and dance for a bit but since it’s Pynchon, it’s followed by an incredible poignant/tragic moment of clarity: “They have had their moment of freedom. Webley has only been a guest start. Now it’s back to the cages and the rationalized forms of death-death in the service of the one species cursed with the knowledge that it will die…. “I would set you free, if I knew how. But it isn’t free out here. All the animals, the plants, the minerals, even other kinds of men, are being broken and reassembled every day, to preserve an elite few, who are the loudest to theorize on freedom, but the least free of all. I can’t even give you hope that it will be different someday - that They’ll come out, and forget death, and lose Their technology’s elaborate terror, and stop using every other form of life without mercy to keep what haunts men down to a tolerable level - and be like you instead, simply here, simply alive….” The guest star retires down the corridors” (p. 230). What a soliloquy. [Tangent: almost 50 years later, how prescient is this passage?! This little monologue filled me with so many conflicting emotions: hope (because humans like Pynchon exist to dream this stuff up) and also dread because this paragraph describes a fundamental aspect and egregious flaw (or flaws) in human nature. Reading and re-reading this passage depresses me a little (hence my question about mental health below).
Now Pudding is sneaking about the bowels of “The White Visitation”. He heads past the cells of loonies on his way to a secret rendezvous. It seems like Pointsman may have drugged him at some point to get at hidden desires. We watch as our dear old Brigadier putters from room-to-room, finding items left for him by Pointsman that mock him and describe his descent into a personal hell (for info on the symbolism, the Weisenburger book is quite helpful).
In the final room, Pudding drops to his knees at the feet of his Domina Nocturna (with “her blond hair...tucked and pinned beneath a thick black wig”... “naked except for a long sable cape and black boots with court heels” (p. 233)). Pudding is thinking of the night they first met. He saw “her” “...through the periscope, underneath a star shell that hung in the sky, he saw her….and though he was hidden, she saw Pudding. Her face was pale, she was dressed all in black, she stood in No-man’s Land, the machine guns raked their patterns all around her, but she needed no protection. “They knew you, Mistress. They were your own.
And so were you” (p. 233).
And then he offers her a “nice” memory of a legion of Franco’s troops killing and getting killed at a massacre at Badajoz for which he is “rewarded” with her beating and then pissing and shitting in his mouth… … … …
However off-putting this may be for some (most), it does something for Pudding. He needs pain. “They have stuffed paper illusions and military euphemisms between him and this truth, this rare decency, this moment at her scrupulous feet….no it’s not guilt here, not so much as amazement - that he could have listened to so many years of ministers, scientists, doctors each with his specialized lies to tell, when she was here all the time, sure in her ownership of his failing body, his true body: undisguised by uniform, uncluttered by drugs to keep from him her communiqués of vertigo, nausea and pain. Above all, pain. The clearest poetry, the endearment of greatest worth…” (p. 234-235).
Munching down on a hot turd makes Pudding think of the horrible smells of his service during WWI: putrid mud, rot, death, “...the sovereign smell of their first meeting, and her emblem” (p. 235). After eating her shit, he jerks off (his release), in a style that Domina Nocturna has learned from watching Captain Blicero and Gottfriend (at this point, it is safe to say, Domina Nocturna is Katje. Will we ever be able to look at her the same?).
Pudding is then dismissed to “...a late-night cup of broth, routine papers to sign, a dose of penicillin that Pointsman has ordered him to take, to combat the effects of E. Coli” (p. 236). So thoughtful, that Pointsman...
Commentary
  1. The Silvernail hallucination/phantasmagoria seems like something straight out of “The Big Lebowski” had Jodorowsky had a bit of influence over the Coen Bros. art direction. Many of the songs in this section feel “Lebowski-esque” but this one especially so to me. Maybe its the detailed choreographic notes: “They dance in flowing skeins. The rats and mice form circles, curl their tails in and out to make chrysanthemum and sunburst patterns, eventually all form into the shape of a single giant mouse, at whole eye Silvernail poses with a smile” (p. 230).
  2. The Franco bit is a nice way of linking facism and death worship
  3. Pudding eating Domina Nocturna’s shit really, to quote an earlier passage, gave “de wrinkles in mah brain a process!”. There is so much symbolism there! Instead of ascending to heaven, Pudding heads down to hell. We have so many dualities linked in the act: between young and old, sacred and profane, pleasure and pain, pleasure through pain, WWI and WW2, man and woman, life and death, the general as a slave, even the food transformed through Katje into waste, all linked through the act of eating shit. For a moment they are linked so intimately, so delicately. No parabolas, a circle. And, of course, there’s also the diabolical Pointsman in the background, pulling the strings and manipulating to keep Pudding in line. I remember reading this for the first time and just being shocked and confused and now reading it again and finding so much meaning. That ol’ Pynchon is a devious bastard, hiding such loaded symbolism in such an obscene encounter. The Pulitzer committee had no idea what was coming for them!
So, if you’ve reached this point, congratulations and I am sorry! Here are my discussion questions. Looking forward to future posts!
Discussion Questions Both On Topic and Tangential
  1. Why is paranoia described as a “Puritan reflex” in Episode 22?
  2. In Episode 23, as Slothrop peruses Katje’s extensive wardrobe, what is the significance of the line, “Aha! wait a minute, the operational scent in here is carbon tet, Jackson, and this wardrobe here’s mostly props” (p. 195)?
  3. In Episode 24, what’s the significance of “the watchmen of world’s edge”? Is this an intrusion of the spirit world? Is Slothrop just hallucinating?
  4. In Episode 24, when Peter Sachsa gets the blow to the temple from Schutzmann Jöche, why is his last thought, “How beautiful!” (p. 220)
  5. In Episode 25, there’s a line in the part where Pudding is sneaking around: “A voice from some cell too distant for us to locate intones:...” (p. 231). Why us here? Why the change in perspective?
  6. How’s this book affecting everyone’s mental health (you know, given that we’re in the end times right now)? Seriously, though, there are times when this book makes me so happy to be alive and proud of humanity and also times where it depresses the everloving shit out of me and makes me think that, as a species, we’re doomed to continue making the same mistakes, over and over again, until we end up destroying ourselves.
  7. In a similar vein, do you think people as prodigiously talented and brilliant as Pynchon have any responsibility to counter the evil they see in the world? Is writing books enough or should they do more (lead, teach, etc.) to fight against the awful things they are able to see before the rest of us do?
Resources
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Words from Perry Mason (Ep 1 - 4)

I've incorporated some of these words and expressions into my own vocabulary. I'll do Ep 5 - 8 this week and next.
I hope you enjoy this list!

EPISODE 1
Ptomaine Tommy’s - any of various organic bases which are formed by the action of putrefactive bacteria on nitrogenous matter and some of which are poisonous
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ptomaine
https://restaurant-ingthroughhistory.com/tag/ptomaine-tommys/
Name of restaurant in which Perry and Petty Strickland meet for tracking the comedian Chubby Carmichael
Ep 1 3:11

hammer and tongs - with great force, vigor, or violence
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hammer%20and%20tongs
Perry: “What about the police?”
Baggerly: “How’s that?”
Perry: “Well, they’ll be on this hammer and tongs. Why not leave it to them?”
Ep 1 20:48

EPISODE 2
roll (the) bones - to cast dice
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/roll-the-bones
Sister Alice: “ … they are … rolling bones in the alley … “
Ep 2 3:06

shoeshine, jabber, and Aqua Velva - said about someone who is superficial, but a big talker (my personal definition)
https://www.thefreedictionary.com/shoeshine
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jabber
https://www.aquavelva.com/
Leticia James (woman arguing with husband): “You ain’t nothing but shoeshine, jabber, and Aqua Velva”
Ep 2 9:32

bucket of eels - multiple, thinly formed poop in a toilet bowl
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bucket%20of%20eels
E.B.: “Maynard, you have entirely a bucket of eels.”
Ep 2 15:35

coal burner - white women that have sex with black men only
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coal%20burner
Officer Drake: “… occasionally, you find a stiff coal burner, a tea head ..."
Ep 2 27:51

tea head - someone who smokes a lot of marijuana
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teahead
Officer Drake: See quote under “coal burner”
Ep 2 27:53

Holy crow - a small reworking of “Holy cow” (“Holy cow” being a euphemism for “Holy Christ”)
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=holy%20crow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_cow_%28expression%29
Perry: “Holy crow, that’s our own number!”
Ep 2 31:41

bread loaf - a “delicious” man with money (my interpretation, a lot going on in this expression)
Bread as a religious symbol representing the body of Christ - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foods_with_religious_symbolism
Bread meaning money - https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bread
Loaf referring to a person’s head (British slang) - https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/loaf
Birdy: “Well, he’s a bread loaf over six feet, isn’t he?”
Sister Alice: “He is a tall man, yes, mother."
Ep 2 34:35

dumber than a bag of hammers - extremely dumb
Meaning is pretty obvious, but included in this list for its color.
Office Drake’s wife: “You say, ‘Joe Morton dumber than a bag of hammers.’ “
Ep 2 40:18

last night’s eggs - old and no good (this phrase may be a creation of the writers)
E.B. - “He thinks I’m last night’s eggs.”
Ep 2 56:27

EPISODE 3
purple prose - prose text that is so extravagant, ornate, or flowery as to break the flow and draw excessive attention to itself
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_prose
Maynard Barnes: “Gentlemen, gentlemen. I have here the purple prose of a written correspondence … "
Ep 3 0:38

clocked - to realize, to catch on, to notice
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Clocked
Lenny (bartender at casino): “You know, Mason, I never clocked you for much of a gambler."
Ep 3 28:09

flatfoot - a police officer, especially a foot-patrol officer
https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/flatfoot
E.B. - “A jury is not gonna give two cents for what some negro flatfoot thinks about dead gangsters who got what was coming to them."
Ep 3 38:36

hush puppy - cornmeal dough shaped into small balls and fried in deep fat
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hush%20puppy
Clara (Drake’s wife) - “Hell, every baby ass on this block dusted halfway to a hush puppy with that stuff."
Ep 3 40:15

peckerwood - a rural white southerner, usually poor, undereducated or otherwise ignorant and bigoted
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peckerwood (the definition is especially interesting)
Clara (Drake’s wife) - “So if this peckerwood son of a bitch wants to keep our bellies full in exchange for you doing him a favor … "
Ep 3 41:39

conniption - a fit of rage, hysteria, or alarm
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conniption
Pete Strickland - “Christ. Ruthie's gonna have a conniption."
Ep 3 49:09

gam - leg
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gams
Captain Cain (captain of the boat in a play at the church) - “Well, then show me them gams, girl!"
Ep 3 52:52

EPISODE 4
rube - an awkward, unsophisticated person; a naive or inexperienced person
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rube
Baggerly - “I won’t go on playing the rube.”
Ep 4 12:25

sylvan - abounding in woods, groves, or trees
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sylvan
Mr. Fogg (fellow tenant of Della and Hazel) - “Allow me to extol the sylvan virtues of Forest Lawn."
Ep 4 15:31

donkey dust - B.S.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/502300/19-old-timey-ways-call-bs
E.B. - “The suicide note was donkey dust.”
Ep 4, 20:06
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How I Lost My Son To Gaming, And How To Prevent Your Children From Falling Prey To This Sickness

This is going to be a long one, I apologize for that. I've been sitting here gripped in misery and regret, and I think I need this catharsis... I'm just going to write out everything that happened. Hopefully my loss can be a lesson for other parents out there.
My son, Asher, was a happy, normal boy. He liked soccer, picking on nerds, and running around outside, just like his old man. He loved sports (real sports, not "e sports"...) and egging the houses that didn't have American flags out front. He was so brave, too, even at a young age. Once when he got lost in Walmart after his mom and me forgot we brought him with us, he didn't even get scared. We went back to look for him the next morning and he had somehow befriended a homeless dude living behind the store and he stayed warm that night burning cardboard in a trash barrel - the ingenuity he showed, even at five years old, was incredible.
For a kid, he rolled with the punches incredibly well. We forgot his tenth birthday (his mom and I were smoking a lot of ice at the time) and he didn't even sweat it. He just kept saying "I love you" over and over. Now, a man doesn't say that to another man, but he's a kid so I let it slide. He had everything going for him. Everything. That all changed when we got him something called a "Play station".
Within weeks, all Ash wanted to do was sit in his room all day. I assumed he was just in there masturbating or calling his little girlie friends being a stud like his old man. All of a sudden, he lets his hair grow long and starts talking back. "No I don't want to get another buzz cut. No I don't want to wait in the car while you spend hours in the casino." Starts getting a little attitude. Won't even hold the wheel when I'm rolling a fatty J on the highway.
To be honest I didn't really think much of it. It wasn't really abnormal to not see him for a few months at a time. He was a pretty self-sufficient kid at that age. He knew where the lunchables were. He knew how to use a microwave. He knows not to eat the deli meat if there's green spots on there. So everything's good, right? Wrong.
Ash starts wearing shirts with little japanese cartoons on them. Starts talking to other boys on the phone, through a headset or something. Starts using foreign slang words like "wrecked" (it means something bad happened) and "gee gee" (it also means something bad happened). His grades start suffering (according to his mom, i was never really a big believer in school). His mom knocked over a box of cheerios and they spilled everywhere... you know what Ash said? Not "whoops!" Not "can i help, mom!?" My son... my own flesh and blood... stands up and says, "Rip!" Now just what the hell does that mean?!
He doesn't want to talk about anything any more except for "fork knife". It's a video game. Apparently it teaches kids to work construction and to kill other kids. They love it - it's all the rage. He's in there playing all the time now, door closed, yelling japanese expressions like "ezi" and "git-good." It's all he wants to do. No more messing around in the dirt with his uncles. No more pissing on Mrs. Bauchman's house from the alley (she's an old bitch who lives near us). He didn't even want to come with us when we protested coronavirus shutdowns last week.
He's been talking all about this girl he met on a video game called "Pokey Man" (it's like pac man except he's a yellow rabbit) who he has never even met and he calls her his girlfriend. Lol! He actually thinks its his girlfriend! I mean, first of all, how can she be your girlfriend if she ain't even puttin' out? Second of all, he shows me her picture... she is asian! Doesn't he know my dad died in Korea fightin' the asians? Kid has absolutely no respect for our family values.
He's 12 now. It's too late for him. His hair is long, he backtalks us all the time, and he is clearly a lost soul. The other day he asked me about Bernie Sanders. Bernie frigging Sanders... the communist. I could've belted him right there. How'd he even know about him? I'll tell you how... video games.
Take this as a warning for you all. Please. If you love your children, never let them play video games. Because what happened to me could happen to all of you. I've already found a lot of support in this community, and I appreciate you all more than words can know. Sorry for the typos, I'm a little drunk.
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Love? Give it six months

Love? Give it six months

Warning: this story will contain mentions of unhealthy relationships and adult themes. The main character also has some character traits that may differs from your own, please do keep that in mind.
Review and comments will be appreciated
(Customisation)
There once was a dashing bachelor
(That looked like )(uses the OH male feces)
Face 1
Face 2
Face 3
Face 4
(Hairstyles)
James Bond (black slick backed)
Don Diego Vega (dark brown wavy hair slicked back long neck)
Steve Rogers (Short blonde side swept hair)
Agent J (Short kinky curls)
Is this him?
Yes
No (go back to customisation)
What is his name?
(Default: George)
(Surname)
(Default: Bishop)
There he meets
A beautiful woman
A handsome man
A beautiful woman
Face 1 (Asian; has pale skin, dark almond eyes, straight black mid-back hair with a mid-part)
Face 2 (Hispanic: has tan skin, deep brown eye and over shoulder-length volumes wavy hair with side bangs.)
Face 3 (Afro-American: dark skin, expressive brown eyes with long blackish brown chest-length kinky curly hair.)
Face 4 (Caucassian: pinkish skin with freckles, clear blue round eyes, collarbone length layered dirty blonde hair)
A handsome man
Face 1 (Asian: pale skin, dark almond eyes, straight black hair put up in a pompadour style)
Face 2 (Hispanic: tan skin, with slicked back wavy hair that always looks like it is coming undone.)
Face 3 (Afro-American: dark skin, expressive brown eyes, with a crewcut with tight natural curls.)
Face 4 (Caucasian: pinkish skin with freckles, clear blue eyes, dirty blonde hair in a Taper haircut.)
As the two peoples eyes lock across the room. The sensation of a pull drives them to get closer to one another.
As the dashing bachelor offered his hand his partner gladly accepted it. Leading into a dance that lasted the rest of the night.
The whole world faded away to the sound of the Jazz band, their breathing and their dancing.
As their lips moved to meet...
???: “Oh come now Joanna, you know that is no way that would ever happen.”

(Record Scratch)
Joanna: “Oh for craps sake, George I was getting to the best part.”
George: “Forgive me for finding it uncomfortable that you have decide how my love life is going to go.”
Lance: “He does have a point there sis.”
Joanna: “Way to stand up for your sister Lance.”
Lance “Look I’m all for love conquers and all that jazz but it is kind of difficult to make a love life for someone else.”
George: “Thank you.”
Lance: “I mean he isn’t a completely lost cause. I’m sure some desperate soul will take him.”
Lance: “I mean he’s got dads looks, and he managed to get with mom when they were young.”
Lance: “That might make up for his zero tact.”
George: “Your faith in me is awe inspiring.”
Lance: “Oh cheer up. With your upcoming trip to Vegas, maybe you’ll have luck in love and not just on the poker table.”
Joanna: “Maybe you’ll meet someone special!”
You snort, finding the idea silly.
George: “I wouldn’t bet on it.”
Chapter 1: One night in Vegas
In an underground speakeasy decked out in old decor from the 20th centuries first half. You sit there nursing your drink. After a long day at the office you love nothing more than when you can enjoy your secret fancy. Dressed up in an old-fashioned pinstripe suit and a fedora. You feel like a king, this little piece of haven in Chicago that seemed to be frozen in time.
You feel your friend beside you stir, he himself having to relax from work as well as dreading an upcoming event.
After his fifth sight you opt to actually talk about it.
You take a swing of your drink and decide to talk about the elephant in the room.
Or more accurately you decide to talk about the issue in pre 1940’s slang
George: “Your bear cat of a sister still giving you a hard time?”
Jeremy: “Noneofya.”
He mumbled.
George: “Look Pally, I known you since we were scrubs and had squat. What's eating you?”
Jeremy: “That dame will chisel me out of every dime I own.”
George: “Stephie acting like a Big cheese cause she is getting hitched?”
Jeremy: “She wants everything spiffy and I’m quite sure her ankle biters will be paying the bills. My folks are on my case regarding my dame.”
You think for a moment. Jeremy and Katie had been together for four years. They got one another, they lived together.
George: “Stephie’s lucky her guy thinks she’s the Cat's meow.”
You said reflecting on everything you ever heard regarding Darren, he was a good guy. Definitely not the smartest but he loved Stephanie like she was the only woman alive. You just wondered why anyone would want to spend time with that woman.
Jeremy: “Alright, real talk.”
Jeremy said as he dropped ‘the act’, we were no longer hot shots in the prohibition era. We were now just George Bishop and Jeremy Jackson a financial advisor and a computer wizard.
George: “In all do honesty I do not see why you need to go there? Aren’t bachelorette parties strictly female?”
Jeremy: “They used to be, but I am quite sure I am not going with them to be pampered like the bridesmaids.”
George: “Then your function is?”
Jeremy: “If I were to guess, fall guy and pack mule.”
Jeremy: “I think she is also doing it to brag, that ‘she did it first.’ To rub it in Katie’s face.”
George: “You never really care what your sister does. Why now?”
Jeremy: “Because they are pressuring me and Katie. Not just my family but next to everyone we know. ‘When is the wedding? What is the venue? How many guests? Are you going to have it this year?’ Look I love my girl, but none of us is in rush to walk down the aisle.”

Yeah, you know, you were the first one Jeremy told about his plan to propose. You were happy for him but at the end of the day it was up to Katie and Jeremy. Not you or their families. However the rest of the world seemed to think differently.
Mom: “Oh sweetheart, happy valentine’s day! Are you spending it with someone special?”
George: “Mom, you know I am not looking for someone.”
Mom: “Oh, don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll find that certain someone sooner or later.”

Yeah, it isn’t enough your sister is married and your brother is utterly twitterpated with his boyfriend. You need to ensure your oldest is also with someone.

Boss: “Mr. Bishop, I must say. I am impressed with your work ethics, but we have decided to go with Mr. Robinson as the face of the company.”
Never minding the fact that you worked twice as hard as said college.
George: “I understand. May I ask what made you choose him?”
Boss: “We did research and found that your college would be favourable, due to circumstance.”

Translation: we wanted a man that was married and not the workaholic bachelor.


Stranger 1: “You see that guy over there?”
Stranger 2: “You mean the one with the RBF?”
Stranger 1: “Yeah, probably one of those loners, will never find anyone.”
Stranger 2: “I mean who goes to a restaurant like this alone?”

Honestly? You can’t have a meal alone?


George: “Yeah, I know that feeling.”
Jeremy: “Seriously.”
Both of you take a sigh.
Jeremy: “But in all honesty. Thank you for coming along, I really appreciate it. Would probably loose my mind if I went alone.”
George: “Of course.”
  1. It would be a shame to lose my partner in crime.
  2. My boss would be pissed if I didn’t.
  3. Who would turn down free drinks?
Jeremy: “Yeah sounds about right.” *Choice 1*
George: “Remember how we got back at Marcus Thatcher?” *Choice 1*
Jeremy: “Oh, I remember. Too bad he didn’t check the file we sent, it might have saved him some embarrassment.” *Choice 1*
George: “Big tough football star being fooled by ‘two scrawny’ freshmen.” *Choice 1*
Jeremy: “And we were hailed as heroes for a month.” *Choice 1*
Jeremy: “Wait, don’t tell me HR department has been on your case.” *Choice 2*
Geroge: “Yep, too much overtime.” *Choice 2*
Geroge: “Never mind I make sure that everything is quality controlled.” *Choice 2*
Jeremy: “Geesh. Well glad to know I could be of service.” *Choice 2*
Jeremy: “Ah there it is, I knew you had a hidden agenda. *Choice 3*
George: “Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, when have I ever hid something from you?” *Choice 3*
Jeremy: “Alright fair, you are honest to the point of insult.” *Choice 3*
Geroge: “You asked for my opinion, besides those shoes where ugly as sin.” *Choice 3*
Both of you laugh, you had been in each other’s life since kindergarten. You where the odd ducks, most kids and adults always considered you to be cold or judging. Even if neither of you had that intention.
Jeremy raises his glass.
Jeremy: “To intellectual companions.”
George: “To intellectual friends.”
You said as you raised your own drink in a toast.


The weekend finally arrived for the trip. You arrived at O’Hare airport with a good three hours to spare. You crack open the book you brought with you.
It was a supernatural detective story you received as a gift on last birthday a few months back. While you applaud your sister for trying, it was still jarring to follow all the supernatural deus-ex-machinas that discarded real detective work.
So that is how a 31 year old was reading a supernatural book in broad daylight.
George: ‘ with gun drawn, Duskraven made her way down the basement, the surroundings smelled of blood and muck.’
Geroge: ‘Romano’s empire was now in full display in front of her. Fae, lined the walls, eyes hollow and only the movement of their chest indicating they were still alive.’
George: ‘Duskraven took out her polaroid camera, it was a risky but if this would ever have a chance to justice. Her leads and information would need to be solid if she wanted to take down the vampire cartel. She just hoped the light for the camera would be noticed.’
George: ‘With a blinding light the entire basement lit up temporarily blinding her, when she regained her sight again a new horror met her eyes. Multiple pairs of hungry red eyes.’
Jeremy: “George!”
You tear your eyes away from the book in your hand.
There is Jeremy and Katie, hand in hand. Seeing them together was always a happy occasion.
Katie and Jeremy met at your favourite speakeasy a few years back. You didn’t blame your friend for becoming interested in the ICU nurse. Curly red hair and big blue eyes. Even if the courtship had started out rocky due to both of them being so shy. They overcame that hurdle and found something they wanted.
Sometimes however you wished you didn’t feel like you were interrupting them.
George: “Good morning, is Stephanie and her friends also here?”
Katie: “No they had a sleep over at Daria’s house. So they will be carpooling.”
You look at your clock and it was about two hours before the plane would take off, your bags where checked in and you were ready to leave and get to the section where the gates would be. But there was still no sign of Stephanie.
As you though you heard a rumbling sound.
Both you and Katie looked at Jeremy as a sheepish grim grew on his face.
Katie: “Told you, a ham sandwich wouldn’t hold.”
Jeremy: “It will hold till lunch, which is a few hours away.”
George: “You sure that is a good idea?”
Jeremy: “Tell you what, I’ll go if you come with me and Katie.”
Katie: “So what do you say?”
McDermott's
· Sure, I could have a bite. (💎12)
· Perhaps we shouldn’t
Diamond Choice:
George: “Alright, let us have something to eat.”
Jeremy: “Good! Airplane food leaves much to be desired.”
Katie: “You always think with your stomach.”
Jeremy: “Yet you love me.”
Katie: “Yes, odd isn’t it?”
You make your way inside and stay in line.
You look at the menu and order
· Breakfast burrito
· Bacon and scrambled eggs
· Fruit and oatmeal
You order your food along with a big coffee. You all slide into the booth, Katie had her yogurt in hand both of you looked worryingly at Jeremy’s breakfast.
(Tilting tower of pancakes)
(Holy crap!)
You swore for a moment both you and Katie was reading each other’s mind.
‘He is going to puke.’
George: “Hey Jeremy, think you can get some napkins?”
Jeremy: “Sure.”
As he left you plied a few pancakes away, making sure that you saved the top one so he wouldn’t notice. Katie making sure the tower didn’t fall.
She gave a thumbs up, thanking you.
George: “So Katie, how have you been?”
Katie: “There is always a lot of things to do at the ICU, sometime I wonder where humanity is headed.”
George: “Really, that bad?”
Katie: “How would you explain having a locomotive lodge up your rectum?”
George: “How did that happened?”
Katie: “They claim they fell on it, if I had a dollar every time this happened I wouldn’t have any student debts.”
You shake your head, you have been thinking a bit about what Jeremy said at the Speakeasy. You had also noticed that something was up with Katie, she was on edge.
George: “Katie…”
1. “Did you want to go on this trip?”
2. “Has Mr and Mrs Jackson been pressuring you?”
3. “Do you want to get married?”
Katie: “In all honesty no, but Stephanie has made me a bridesmaid. I need to partake in these things. Even if I wish I didn’t.” *Choice 1\*
George: “Why?” *Choice 1\*
Katie: “I wish I could care as little about protocol as you do, but she is Jeremy’s sister, if I say no it might affect my relationship with Jeremy and his family.” *Choice 1\*
Katie: “Yes, I mean no, I mean… it’s complicated.” *Choice 2\*
George: “How come?” *Choice 2\*
Katie: “I’m 30 years old George, time is ticking. They want grandchildren to spoil.” *Choice 2\*
George: “And you have to be married to do that?” *Choice 2\*
Katie: “Of course I love Jeremy.” *Choice 3\*
George: “That wasn’t the question, do you want to get married?” *Choice 3\*
Katie: “It is just so big, all those expectations. I… it scares the crap out of me.” *Choice 3\*
George: “Listen, I will tell you something.”
You said using your stern voice.
George: “Jeremy loves you, he chose you. You chose him. That is the truth at the end of the day.”
Katie looked at you, a shy smile graced her lips. She mouthed a thank you.
Jeremy made his way back to you with a great pile of napkins. You all begin to take part of the meal. During the entire meal Katie and Jeremy’s shoulders touched and they looked as content as they could be.
(‘Loving it’ you had breakfast at McDermott)
None diamond choice:
George: “Let us just sit down and relax, we should be in Las Vegas at 1 am. Knowing Stephanie we will probably eat something there before heading to the hotel.”
Katie: “Maybe, I’ll get some water at least.”
Jeremy: “Good idea.”
(‘Not hungry’ you didn’t have a McDermott breakfast)
As all of you wait for the supposed ‘bride’ you hear commotion.
Sure enough you see a brunette with a close to permanent scowl on her face. Followed but two very flustered women.
“There you are! WHERE have you been?!”
Her tone is as pleasant as you remember, nails on a chalkboard.
Jeremy: “We have been here waiting for you.”
Stephanie: “You aren’t even going to help me with my bags. What type of brother are you?”
Jeremy: “Well we are here, we have about half an hour before the plane leaves. So let’s get to the gate.”
Stephanie just huffed. Storming away.
George: “Wow she is in a good mood.”
You state sarcastically.
Jeremy: “Yeah she gets like that some time.”
Jeremy: “Just try not to set her of, she can be a handful.”
Katie: “I mean how bad could it possibly be?”
You were never the very superstitious type, but you were quite sure that Katie just opened Pandora’s Box.


From the time the plane touched ground in Nevada everything that could set of Stephanie did.
Stephanie: “URRGH!!! where is that shuttle! He is LATE!!”
Jeremy: “They told us like five minutes ago there is traffic jam.”
Stephanie: “Then he should have planned it earlier!”
Stephanie: “I will not wait an hour! WE have a schedule to follow!”
George:’ This coming from the woman that almost missed the plane to her own bachelorette party.’
Daria: “They say it is only another 15 minutes.”


Stephanie: “I DON’T CAREEEEE!”
Stephanie: “What do you mean that our suits where not booked?”
Receptionist: “You never sent in the deposit for your stay.”
Stephanie: “THAT WAS GEMMA’S JOB!”
Gemma: “I told you, the suits needed to be paid for by the same person that booked them.”


Stephanie: “You are a bridesmaid, you are supposed to make things work!”
George: ‘Honetly…’
George: “Sigh…”
Stephanie: “THIS ISN’T WHAT I ORDERED!”
Waitress: “Yes it is, you wanted a calamari.”
The poor waitress looked exhausted and probably wanted to be anywhere but here, not that one could blame her.
Stephanie: “NO IT ISN’T! I wanted the pasta with bacon and cheese.”
Katie: “A cabonara?”
Jeremy: “Stephie we are at a seafood restaurant.”


George: ‘IS she ever satisfied?’
All of us where back at the hotel, Stephanie insisting that they ‘needed’ a new set of clothes for the casino and club they were planning on hitting. Jeremy looked ready to just give up.
George: “You know, you could simply say no to her.”
Jeremy threw an exhausted glair at me.
Jeremy: “If it was so simple neither me, you nor Katie would be here right now.”
George: “And you wouldn’t be here doing this Sisyphean task, which obviously brings you missery.”
Jeremy: “Yeah well, I still want my parents in my life, if I didn’t do this, they would never let me live it down.”
What to wear to the casino?
· Tuxedo 007 (💎 15)
· Basic black
Diamond option:
Jeremy: “You look like James Bond.”
George: “I’ll have a martini, shaken not stirred.”
You said and an amused smile spread across Jeremy’s face.
None diamond choice
“I Think I’ll stick with this.”
“Fair enough, I am too exhausted to care anyway.”



Jeremy said with a tired smile. You both left the room, making our way to one of the pulsing centres of the strip.
There in the golden casinos you thought finally your luck would finally turn for the better. That the glamorous atmosphere would rub off on the soon-to-be bride. Causing her to stop doing her impression of a screeching barn owl and let ALL of them enjoy Sin City.
Well it seemed to have worked, for now.
Both you and Jeremy where at the black jack tables, enjoying yourself. While the ladies were back at the slots machines.
Jeremy folded a while ago, it is just you and one more. You looked down at your cards a jack and an ace. You opponent opposite you had this confident smirk on his face. But you saw how the sweat was running down his face. He was bluffing.
George: “Hum…”
  1. Act as if you have a bad hand
  2. Act arrogant and self-assured
  3. Do not react at all and watch the man squirm
You decide to let your brows furrow in what would look like frustration. The man opposite you lets the edge of his mouth turn in a smirk. His confidence boosting with every minute. *Choice 1*
You decide to put on the theatrics, giving a smile like the cat that ate the canary you look at your opponent. That is growing more and more agitated by the minute. *Choice 2*
You keep your face natural, a lot of people often comment that you look angry whenever they see you. You could only assume it was true because your opponent was practically squirming in his seat. *Choice 3*
When he reviles his hand, you pause for a moment before reviling yours.
You won.
George: “I’ll be taking these.”
You said as you dragged them back chips and split them evenly between you and Jeremy. You had started with the same amount of tokens. Even if you did work with money daily, this was one of those occasions you allowed yourself to be a bit more relaxed regarding that subject.
Jeremy: “Nice one.”
George: “All in a day’s work.”
Jeremy: “So what next?”
Before you could answer you hear commotion from the opposite side of the casino. The screeching voice meant that Stephanie was somewhere in the middle of it. Both of you sigh, knowing that your happy hour was over.
Sure enough there at the era leading into one of the shows where Stephanie and her entourage, all of them except Stephanie wearing baby pink dresses and Stephanie herself wearing a sash reading ‘all hail the bride’ along with a tacky tiara probably worth a five dollar bill at most.
She was screaming at a bouncer, while all the others tried in vain to calm the soon-to-be bride.
Stephanie: “You are an idiot! What service is this!?”
When we had arrived there was already an audience forming. Yeah this was common whenever Stephanie was involved. ‘Drama Queen’ had been your nickname for her during high school for a reason.
Jeremy: “What happened?”
Bouncer: “Your friend here slapped one of your dancers, something about them stealing from them.”
Stephanie: “I am the BRIDE! I am not supposed to have to pay for anything during my bachelorette party.”
Jeremy: “Stephanie, what about we get some fresh air, okay?”
Jeremy said as he tried to deescalate the situation. He gently grabbed her arm, but Stephanie was having none of it.
It felt like it all happened in slow motion, Stephanie turned around and a closed fist and rage connected it with Jeremy’s face. Your friend flew back and hit his head on the floor pretty hard. Stephanie didn’t even care to check what state her brother was in. Katie flew to her fiancés side and the sight of your friend’s bleeding face was enough to make you see red.
George: “Alright enough.”
  1. Scold her
  2. Embarrass her
  3. Give her the evil eye
George: “Stephanie, you are way out of line.” *Choice 1*
Stephanie: “No I am not!” *Choice 1*
George: “You have taken no responsibility during this trip, you have been rude to every member of the party, you have caused a scene at every place we have been to. Do I need to keep going?” *Choice 1*
Your voice is like ice, you swear the temperature just dropped a few degrees. As you pointed out everything she has done during the less than 24 hours you been together. *Choice 1*
Stephanie looks angrily at her bridesmaids as is she is waiting for them to defend her. *Choice 1*
They do not, they know you are just stating the truth. *Choice 1*
George: “Your own brother did not want to be on this trip, he begged me to come along. Doesn’t that tell you just how vile you have been acting?” *Choice 1*
Stephanie: “You listen here…”*Choice 1*
George: “No you listen for once in your life!” *Choice 1*
You rarely let your emotions out but Stephanie was a special case. *Choice 1*
George: “If this is how you treat people, do not be surprised when Darren leaves you at the altar. He deserve better than this.” *Choice 1*
With that as a closing line you left, Jeremy might need to get to the hospital. He was worth more than Stephanie would ever be in your eyes. *Choice 1*
As you leave you are quite sure you hear someone applauding. *Choice 1*
With determined steps you made your way to one of the waitresses. *Choice 2*
George: “Excuse me.” *Choice 2*
You hand her a 50 dollar bill as you grab a big jug glass filled with beer and briskly walk back to Stephanie that is still screaming profanities. Because of her back being turned to you she didn’t see you. You saw how people began to take out their cameras and phones. No one made a move to stop you. *Choice 2*
With one quick movement you had poured it over her and a shriek of surprise entered your ears. *Choice 2*
Stephanie: “What the fuck is wrong with you!?” *Choice 2*
George: “Are you done with your little temper tantrum?” *Choice 2*
Stephanie: “What!? How dare you!” *Choice 2*
George: “You have been acting like a spoiled five year old since the moment we landed. I am surprised no one has done anything until now.” *Choice 2*
Stephanie: “You are so not coming to my wedding!” *Choice 2*
George: “It isn’t a loss, I was never here for you. Now excuse me I have more important things to deal with.” *Choice 2*
You left Stephanie to deal with the people that had gathered for the ‘show’ and she began to scream at them and calling them all sorts of names. But no one was intimidated, they found it hilarious. *Choice 2*
You grab hold of Stephanie, until she has no choice but to look at you. She is screeching, calling you every slur and bad name in the book. Your hands are firm on her upper arm, you just hold no squeezing, no pushing. You keep your eyes locked on her, you must have stood there quite a while until finally her defiant stare became weaker and weaker. *Choice 3*
You kept hold of her until she burst out into tears. At that point you let her go. Knowing you had knocked her down a peg. *Choice 3*

But Stephanie wasn’t your main concern, Jeremy was. You moved to stay with Katie and Jeremy, the crowd parted as the red sea as you walked by. All in stunned silence. *Choice 3*


George: “Are you sure you’ll be alright?”
Jeremy grimaced at the questing, blood still trickling down his face from where he had been punched. Luckily the nose would heal, the only question was what colour it would be in time for Stephanie’s wedding.
Jeremy: “I’ll be fine, Katie is here too. She knows what she is doing.”
Katie: “Having your fiancé being a nurse does have its perks huh?”
Jeremy: “Yeah one of many.”
The two of them smile at one another, before Jeremy turn back to you.
Jeremy: “Think you can manage your own?”
George: “I think I can stay out of trouble for one night.”
Jeremy: “Maybe, see you tomorrow George.”
Katie: “Have a nice night.”
With that the two of them made their way up to the hotel rooms.
You decided to check out the hotel bar. Despite being 10 o’clock it was surprisingly empty. Some people where there, some having already had a few to many.
But what caught your eye was a stranger sitting at the end of the bar.
There sitting in a knee-length ocean blue dress was a woman, leaning over resting her elbows at the counter. She had a faraway look in her face as she absentmindedly stirred her drink. *♀*
There sitting a young man, nursing his drink. His blue vest and slacks combo suited him well with the crisp white shirt. His attention seeming being elsewhere. *♂*
You sit down by the bar and is about to call on the bartender when I noticed a man, clearly intoxicated made a move on the man/woman at the end of the bar.
Drunk Idiot: “Hello there, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
The person in question just rolled hehis eyes. Clearly not in the mood to be the object of drunk admiration.
Drunk Idiot: “How about you and me go up to my hotel room and get to know each other a bit more.”
Haven seen the man/woman in question do every none-verbal que but slapping the idiot you decide enough was enough. He had disturbed you and the rest of the bar enough.
With the smoothest and coolest tone of voice you could muster you cleared your throat to get the drunk man’s attention. It wasn’t appreciated to say the least.
Drunk idiot: “What the hell do you want prick.”
The smell of alcohol radiating off him, one would think he had bathed in vodka. It was surprising no one had tossed him out from being a nuisance earlier.
George: “I do believe that you are bothering him/her. Please stop.”
George: “Look we are old friends, its noneofya business so bug off.”
George: “Oh really, then what is your friends name?”
Drunk Idiot: ”What?”
George: “What. Is. your. friend’s. name? If you are old friends you should surely know it.”
Drunk Idiot: “It’s ummm… Terry.”
???: “That is not even close.”
With both of you staring straight into him, mentally cornering him.
Drunk idiot: ”Screw this.”
The man declared in frustration and with that the idiot stormed off leaving both of you alone.
After making sure the guy was out of sight you turned back to the stranger.
He/She gave you a grateful smile.
???: “Thanks’ I really appreciate that?”
George: “It was nothing.”
You said making yourself ready to go back to your seat.
???: “Wait!”
The stranger called after you, out of sheer politeness you turned back around.
He/she Seemed a bit nervous, what now?
???: “Can I at least buy you a drink?”
You thought for a moment. You were on your own, Jeremy was probably nursing the bruise with some painkillers and you did not want to risk running into Stephanie or any of the bridesmaids. It also felt wrong to not take the opportunity to experience Vegas however.
So you accepted.
???: “Well What’s your poison?”
He/she asked in a joyous tone.
  1. Matrini
  2. Old Fashioned
  3. Red Wine
With a quick wave they called the bartender over.
???: “So what brings you to Vegas?”
George: “Bachelorette party.”
???: “Did it have anything to do with that brunette that slapped one of the dancers and had security physically lift her out?”
George: “Bingo.”
???: “No one got seriously hurt?”
George: “Thankfully no.”
With that the bartender served the drink and the stranger slipped a 50 dollar bill.
You lift the glass in a gesture for a thank you. And let the beverage slip down your throat. It was nice, it was a good year and the taste was strong but not overpowering.
You noticed that his/her eyes were on you, almost as if they were trying to decipher your character.
George: “What are you doing?”
???: “Trying to get a read on you, some say what you order is often an indication of who you are.”
George: “Really? Then what can you say about me?”
You asked, deciding to humour them.
???: “I can say that that you are a man that know what he wants and how you want them.” *Martini*
???: “You are an old soul, you probably know your liquor well. My guess you have a great library at home.” *Old fashioned*
???: “You are quite classy, and you can find a way to get drunk before noon.” *Red wine*
With that you give an amused chuckle.
George: “Well there is some truth to that statement.”
You take a look at the drink they self are nursing.
(Dark n Stormy)
(Humm...)
George: “If I were to do the same to you, I guess you have a sweet tooth and might have wanted to be a pirate at some point.”
At that comment the stranger began to laugh. It was the infectious kind of laugh that made someone warm form the bottom of their stomach.
???: “Alright you got me there.”
He/she then stuck out their hand.
(My name is..)
(Default name: Skyler)
George: “‘Skyler’ it is a pleasure to meet you.”
You said as you shook it.
You take in Skyler’s look. You had to admit that they were an attractive specimen of a man/woman.
George: “The name is George Bishop.”
Skyler: “George Bishop, how professional sounding.”
He/ she said as if they were tasting your name in their mouth.
George: “Well I do hope so, would be difficult to be an advisor if people believed I was a joker.”
Skyler: “Ah, so you are one of those people that look at you and stamp ‘rejected’ on every paper?”
George: “I believe that I am fair in my judgement.”
George: “How about yourself?”
At that their eyes fell.
Skyler: “Right now, I’m a 30 year old trying to figure out my next move.”
George: “How come?”
Skyler: “Lost my job due to relationship issues between my manager and her boyfriend. Apparently, me being friendly was mistaken for flirting.”
Skyler: “What, they want a grumpy Greeter at the door?”
George: “That is unprofessional.”
Skyler: “Yeah, well relationships are messy.”
George: “Agreed.”
Skyler: “I must say the way you handled that woman, it was surprising.”
Skyler said in a genuinely impressed voice.
George: “You were watching?”
Skyler: “Kind of hard not to, I’m surprised half the hotel didn’t hear her.”
George: “Someone had to show her she isn’t the Queen of Sheba.”
Skyler: “What are your thought on marriage?”
You shoot up a bit, a bit startled by the blunt question.
George: “My thoughts?”
Skyler: “You seem like a guy that know what he thinks. I want to pick that brain a bit.”
It had been a while since someone had so blatantly flirted with you. To be fair you were a bit surprised. Dating had often been a minefield for you.
George: “Marrige…”
  1. It’s an institution
  2. It’s a partnership
  3. It’s indescribable
George: “Historically it was a way to ensure land, money and heirlooms where added into a new household.” *Choice 1*
George: “It was also a safety for children back in the day, since basterds often faced quite a few challenges from being born out of wedlock.” *Choice 1*
George: “It is a symbol of trust, that you do have someone that you can count on.” *Choice 2*
George: “But at the end of the day, if you are unfair to that partner hey might not stay.” *Choice 2*
George: “To describe marriage is like trying to describe oceans and water. Even with similarities we can see, gathering it all in an explanation would probably not give a fair judgement.” *Choice 3*
Skyler: “To me it’s a promise. ‘To have and to hold’ it is silly in this day and age were people divorce left and right for trivial things.”
Skylers eyes became dark, falling into deep thoughts. You had never been the poetic kind, but there was a sweet sentiment in Skyler’s view on things. Your parents where still married over 30 years now. Your sister was due some time in December, your brother was off celebrating a two year dating anniversary and your paternal grandmother still loved her deceased husband dearly.
To you it just never happened, perhaps it wasn’t for you.
George: “That we can agree on, people are so afraid they will settle. At the first sign of trouble they leave.”
Skyler: “So that woman form before… how long do you think her marriage will last?”
George: “If she acts like she did tonight, I wonder if her husband will even stay for the ceremony.”
You looked at your new companion and in an unusual turn of events you called the bartender over.
George: “Can I buy you a drink?”


With that Skyler smiled, deciding to keep you company.
Sometime later you awake to the sound of your alarm clock.
You feel a splitting headache, you drag you hand over your face as you do you feel a cold metal band around your finger. Pulling back as your eyes focus you see that it is a plain sliver coloured band.
(is that?)
· Oh no…
Feeling more sober than ever before you realised just what a mess you got yourself into.
George: ‘I just got married in Vegas.’
Well, you’re screwed.
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Call me Smitty. That's what everybody else called me--the ballplayers, the bankers, the bareback riders, the baritones, the bartenders, the bastards, the best-selling writers (excepting Hem, who dubbed me Frederico), the bicyclists, the big game hunters (Hem the exception again), the billiards champs, the bishops, the blacklisted (myself included), the black marketeers, the blonds, the bloodsuckers, the bluebloods, the bookies, the Bolsheviks (some of my best friends, Mr. Chairman--what of it!), the bombardiers, the bootblacks, the bootlicks, the bosses, the boxers, the Brahmins, the brass hats, the British (Sir Smitty as of '36), the broads, the broadcasters, the broncobusters, the brunettes, the black bucks down in Barbados (Meestah Smitty), the Buddhist monks in Burma, one Bulkington, the bullfighters, the bullthrowers, the burlesque comics and the burlesque stars, the bushmen, the bums, and the butlers. And that's only the letter B, fans, only one of the Big Twenty-Six!
Why, I could write a whole book just on the types beginning with X who have called out in anguish to yours truly--make it an encyclopedia, given that mob you come across in one lifetime who like to tell you they are quits with the past. Smitty, I've got to talk to somebody. Smitty, I've got a story for you. Smitty, there is something you ought to know. Smitty, you've got to come right over. Smitty, you won't believe it but. Smitty, you don't know me but. Smitty, I'm doing something I'm ashamed of. Smitty, I'm doing something I'm proud of. Smitty, I'm not doing anything--what should I do, Smit? In transcontinental buses, lowdown bars, high-class brothels (for a change of scenery, let's move on to C), in cabarets, cabanas, cabins, cabooses, cabbage patches, cable cars, cabriolets (you can look it up), Cadillacs, cafes, caissons, calashes (under the moon, a' course), in Calcutta, California, at Calgary, not to be confused with Calvary (where in '38 a voice called "Smitty!"--and Smitty, no fool, kneeled), in campaniles, around campfires, in the Canal Zone, in candlelight (see B for blonds and brunettes), in catacombs, rounding the Cape of Good Hope, in captivity, in caravans, at card games, on cargo ships, in the Caribbean, on carousels, in Casablanca (the place and the movie, wherein, to amuse Bogey, I played a walk-on role), in the Casbah, in casinos, castaway off coasts, in castles (some in air, some not), in Catalonia (with Orwell), Catania, catatonia, in catastrophes, in catboats, in cathedrals, in the Catskills (knaidlach and kreplach with Jenny G.--I taste them yet!), in the Caucasus (Comrade Smitty--and proud of it, Mr. Chairman!), in caves, in cellars, in Central America, in Chad, in a chaise longue (see under B burlesque stars), in chalets, in chambers, in chancery, in a charnel house (a disembodied voice again), in Chattanooga (on Johnny's very choo-choo), in checkrooms, in Cherokee country, in Chicago--look, let's call it quits at Christendom, let's say there, that's been Smitty's beat! Father confessor, marital adviser, confidant, straight man, Solomon, stooge, psychiatrist, sucker, sage, go-between, medicine man, whipping boy, sob sister, debunker, legal counselor, loan service, all-night eardrum, and sober friend--you name it, pick a guise, any guise, starting with each and every one of the Big Twenty-Six, and rest assured, Smitty's worn that hat on one or two thousand nights in his four score and seven on this billion-year-old planet in this trillion-year-old solar system in this zillion-year-old galaxy that we have the audacity to call "ours"!
O what a race we are, fans! What a radiant, raffish, raggedy, rakish, rambunctious, rampaging, ranting, rapacious, rare, rash, raucous, raunchy, ravaged, ravenous, realistic, reasonable, rebellious, receptive, reckless, redeemable, refined, reflective, refreshing, regal, regimented, regrettable, relentless, reliable, religious, remarkable, remiss, remorseful, repellent, repentant, repetitious (!!!!), reprehensible, repressed, reproductive, reptilian, repugnant, repulsive, reputable, resentful, reserved, resigned, resilient, resistant, resistible, resourceful, respectable, restless, resplendent, responsible, responsive, restrained, retarded, revengeful, reverential, revolting, rhapsodical, rhythmical, ribald, rickety, ridiculous, righteous, rigorous, riotous, risible, ritualistic, robustious (adj. Archaic or Humorous [pick 'em], meaning "rough, rude or boisterous," according to N.W.), roguish, rollicking, romantic, rompish, rotten, rough-and-ready, rough-and-tumble, rough-housing, rowdyish, rude, rueful, rugged, ruined, rummy (chiefly Brit, don'cha know. Slang odd; queer), rundown, runty, ruthless race! A' course that's just one man's opinion. Fella name a' Smith; first name a' Word.
And just who is Word Smith? Fair enough. Short-winded, short-tempered, short-sighted as he may be, stiff-jointed, soft-bellied, weak-bladdered, and so on down to his slippers, anemic, arthritic, diabetic, dyspeptic, sclerotic, in dire need of a laxative, as he will admit to the first doctor or nurse who passes his pillow, and in perpetual pain (that's the last you'll hear about that), he's not cracked quite yet: if his life depended on it, the man in the street could not name three presidents beginning with the letter J, or tell you whether the Pope before this one wore glasses or not, so surely he is not about to remember Word Smith, though it so happened old W.S. cracked a new pack of Bicycles with more than one Chief Exec, one night nearly brought down the republic by cleaning out the entire cabinet, so that at morn--pink peeking over the Potomac, you might say--the Secretary of the Treasury had to be restrained by the Secretary of the Interior from dipping his mitt in the national till to save his own shirt at stud, in a manner of speaking.
Then there are the Popes. Of course no poker, stud, straight, or draw, with Pontiffs, other than penny ante, but rest assured, Smitty here in his heyday, kneepans down on terra firma, has kissed his share of rings, and if no longer up to the kneeling-down, still has starch enough left in these half-palsied lips for tasting the papal seal and (if there should be any takers) touching somewhat tumescent flesh to the peachier parts of the softer sex, afore he climbs aboard that sleeper bound for Oblivion. Chucklin': "George, what time she due at Pearly Gates?" Shuf-flin': "Don' you worry none, Mistuh Smitty, I call ya' in time fo' you to shave up and eat a good heffy breakfass' fo' we gets dere." "If we gets there, George. Conductor says we may all be on a through train, from what he hears." "Tru'? To where, Mistuh Smitty? De end of de line?" (Chorus behind, ahummin' and astrummin', "Tru' train, tru' train, choo-choo on tru', I wanna choo-choo on home widout delay!") "Seems there isn't any 'end' to this line, George." Scratchin' his woolly head: "Well, suh, day don' say nuttin' 'bout dat in de schedule." "Sure they do, old George, down in the fine print there: 'Stops only to receive passengers.'" "Which tru' train dat, Mistuh Smitty?" "Through train bound for Oblivion, George." " 'Oblivion'? Dat don't sound lak no stop--dat de name of a little girl!" ("Tru' train, tru' train, lem-me choo-choo on home!")
Smitty! Prophet to porters, padre to pagans, peacemaker for polygamists, provider for panhandlers, probation officer to pickpockets, pappy to parricides, parent to prostitutes, "Pops" to pinups, Paul to pricks, plaintalker to pretenders, parson to Peeping Toms, protector to pansies, practical nurse to paranoids--pal, you might say, to pariahs and pests of every stripe, spot, stigma, and stain, or maybe just putty in the paws of personae non gratae, patsy in short to pythons. Not a bad title that, for Smitty's autobio.
Or how's about Poet to Presidents? For 'twasn't all billiards on the Biggest Boss's baize, sagas of sport and the rarest of rums, capped off with a capricious predawn plunge in the Prez's pool. Oh no. Contract bridge, cribbage, canasta, and casino crony, sure; blackjack bluffer and poker-table personality, a' course, a' course; practiced my pinochle, took 'em on, one and all, at twenty-one; suffered stonily (and snoozed secretly) through six-hour sieges of solitaire, rising to pun when they caught me napping, "Run out of patience, Mr. P.?"; listen, I played lotto on the White House lawn, cut a First Child for Old Maid in the Oval Office on the eve of national disaster...but that doesn't explain what I was there for. Guessed yet how I came to be the intimate of four American presidents? Figured me out? Respectful of their piteous portion of privacy, I call them henceforth ABC, DEF, GHI, and JKL, but as their words are public record, who in fact these four were the reader with a little history will quickly surmise. My capital concern? I polished their prose.
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Protector of the lost (followup)

Previous: https://www.reddit.com/HFY/comments/cv6ny6/protector_of_the_lost/
"Look, Elena, you saw the reaction when it showed up! The whole damn station went into lockdown, the patrol boats were seconds from turning the anti-asteroid impact grid on and slagging it to a ball and chucking the results into the sun! We had to issue gag orders and the defense force practically blacked out the entire system's comms until they stuffed the whole thing in the hangar and welded the door shut!"
"He."
"What?"
"When HE showed up Dawhid. He is a sapient being, not an it."
"Dammit Elena, don't go off on a tangent here. You know I've been the strongest non human supporter of AI rights on the council. I misspoke. I apologize, now can we continue with the point of the matter?"
"I rather think this IS the point of the matter Dawhid. He is a bit of a unique case, but he IS a sapient being, regardless of the circumstances he has rights, the same rights you or I do. Just because he currently inhabits a body that doesn't emulate one of the organic beings forms, or sit in the heart of a starship, doesn't mean you can just incarcerate him!"
Elena's hands had been clenching the edge of the table between them, she was shaking with emotion.
Dawhid looked down as he heard a creak. Elena stopped shaking, apparently aware of what her hands were doing for the first time in the last few minutes. Sheepishly she withdrew the digits, revealing 8 small indents in two neat rows of 4 on the surface just above 2 very deep gouges where her thumbs had become a bit stuck.
"I'm sorry about that, give me a moment, I'll call maintenance in to replace the able on my account."
Dawhid sighed. "Don't bother, really, I have a meeting in half an hour with a Gnorphen trade commissioner. They won't deal when their hands are covered, it shows bad faith or something like that, hiding their hands, so hes going to wind up corroding the surface a bit. Leave it till then and I will write it off under his account like I would have done anyway. Really, you would think the council would fund a table with a base resistant surface considering how often their kind require contract reviews and amendments to standard procedures and liability details."
Elena nodded, then with a quick jerk, popped her thumbs free of the bent stainless steel surface.
"Emotional displays or not, I stand by my position on this. I will offer him counseling, I will try to encourage him to upload into a different body, but I will not put his mental health or recovery at risk by forcing the matter, and I damn well will bring the full force of the AI league's legal team to bear on it if you don't release the locks on his bay immediately. I told you before he has no intention or desire to leave the bay any time soon."
"Look, it's not a matter of whether I do or don't want to release him, it's a mess of legality and bureaucracy at this poin-
"Bullshit Dawhid," she snapped "he is not a criminal, he has committed no crimes or acted in a manner indicating an intent to do so under GC law, therefore holding him in a locked facility under guard is illegal imprisonment, and refusing to release the codes to disable his command and control back to free will is cruel and equivalent to enslavement after the fact."
Dawhid shifted his bulk. He wasn't fat, simply massive, his kind was descended of a slow grazing bipedal reptile that dominated his world simply by the fact that they were to damn huge and tough to be prey for anything else. He out massed Elena by a factor of 5 easily. And yet the primitive part of his brain still kept him on edge when he sat across a table from her during a heated discussion or negotiation. It made it hard to articulate sometimes.
"If you would let me finish, you would see why that isn't as simple as you try to make it look. He may be a sapient, but he wasnt artificially developed, his mind is a copy of a soldier, who on the records died in a medical facility during your kind's biggest war before the formation of the GC. When the Terrans entered the GC and formally took their place on the council, your navy officially subsumed itself into the GC self defense force. According to what the GCSDF are telling me, he was an experiment, a real person, not an artificial construct, scanned and copied into an AI personality core. That alone makes this a fuzzy situation, but even worse, since he is not by definition an AI, as in an artificial intelligence brought about by either spontaneous emergent or intentionally manufactured sapience within a system intended for that purpose, he falls under neither of the laws giving those two kinds of AI rights as sapients.
He is simultaneously an experimental piece of hardware owned by the GCSDF through inheritance of the UTS Navy assets and command structure, while also a soldier of said force under command of, well, were not even sure, but someone in the GCSDF holds a position that the merger of those forces either handed off the responsibility and duties of his command to, or else defaulted them to the next person up in the chain. Our biggest problem is that if we try to argue he is a human being, he is dead by every definition, and if we try to argue he is AI, then we run into the issue that he is unable to meet the definition of AI, and therefore an anomalous entity, which defaults his status back to experimental military hardware. All of this by the way is so incredibly top secret that I'm probably going to lose my position on the council just for admitting that the conundrum exists in your presence, let alone discussing the details of it."

Elena closed her eyes and massaged her temples. An artifact personality quirk she adopted from her time spent with the human instructors and volunteers in the socialization VR sim classes all AI are required to complete before being granted their license for a physical body. Or "incarnating" as the slang term has it.
"Ok, I can accept that he can be classified as a soldier, and I will probably be using that angle to get the paperwork rolling through the census bureau to have his death certificate retracted, if I can do that, will you unlock him?"
"You know I would if I could, but the defense spooks are waiting on the archives to be reviewed by legal teams, apparently this guy was not only black ops x-tech, he was officially dead before he ever got uploaded into that... that...... war machine. And his last reported location was also a completely off the books doesn't exist facility. Don't even get me started on what the investigation team found on that jungle world. Your people were apparently throwing experimental one off vehicles piloted by AI at the front lines left and right when things got bad. I will crack a hoof pawing out of anxiety if they bring back anything else that is capable of waking up and being another anomaly and civil rights abuse case waiting to be championed."
"Dawhid, we both know if I go public with this, I'll have him out of there inside an hour, and spooks or no spooks, he will become the poster child of a new AI abuse campaign. Were already knee deep in it with the whole equal pay for equal work thing. An AI can work a lot faster and a lot longer hours than any organic, but gets the same salary. That entire argument regarding double rates for AI captained and run long haul freighters is deadlocked and building up a lot of critical tension and this will set it off."
"I know, please, you think I haven't been keeping that whole mess in my mind every day as I work just in case something I do could even remotely relate to it in some way? I'm doing my best Elena, but you damn well know since humanity developed AI's in the first place, almost no one else cares about their rights, let alone wants to support them!"
"I know Dawhid, and again, I thank you for every effort you have put in for the cause, but on this one I cannot let my sense of appreciation and debt to you influence what is right and just. Julian Wells deserves his freedom, even if all he does with it is know it exists, and he absolutely deserves to be granted a counselor for his current psychological state. The short contact I've personally had with him before he was sealed officially showed signs of massive restraints on his ability to act according to his own will, major PTSD, depression, anxiety, and a host of AI specific signs of trauma we don't even have Terran common terminology for yet. He is actively suffering and he NEEDS our help, and I will damn well get him that help even if it means betraying you and the whole damn GC to get those release codes for his core. And don't think this is just an AI sticking it out for another AI thing, I guaran-fucking-tee you the other terrans sitting outside his bay on guard duty right now are just as pissed as I am about this situation.
You have to understand where were coming from here. Humanity had some dark times, just like every race. At one point they enslaved each other in some bad ways. They got over it and grew as a species, uplifted two of our planets other species, the canines and the dolphins, to join us before we ever even found out about the whole Galactic Council thing, and shortly after the big war we brought a fourth intelligent sapience into being, my kind, the fourth Terran race.Humans taught each of us, their children, and what are now their partners and equals, about every nasty thing they ever inflicted on themselves. They hid nothing. And they branded into our nacient psychological makeup a deep and burning desire to be not what they were, but what they had always wanted to be, peaceful, just, and above all else, free.
There is a reason free is put above all else, because sometimes peace has to be put aside to protect freedom.
I'm not saying were going to start a fight here, but we will 100% do everything in our power to get the case plastered all over the galcom networks end of cycle news reports if Julian isn't granted basic rights and treated accordingly within the next 24 hours.... sorry, one and a half standard cycles."
Dawhid slumped on his saddle chair. He knew he was going to lose his job for this, but he couldn't argue against her anymore, and the nausea from the constant instinctual reaction to her android body was reaching the point he would do something worse to the table than the Gnorphen in a moment.
"Fine." He waved a foreclaw on his lower set of grasping appendages over the holo-com controls. "Official statement as follows, record and post to encrypted logs, forward to Galactic Council records department for review upon next session, postponement movements are suspended barring veto by majority vote of top clearance members only.
This is an emergency measure.
I, Dawhid G'sheer hereby use my authority as first class GC governing council member to order the following.
First, the... uhhh..... ah yes, the non-biological entity known by the name Julian Wells currently held in dentention in hangar B-42 is hereby designated a sapient being, retaining all basic rights as interpreted for all forms of sapience, his specific characteristics to be determined by GC session as soon as possible after this recording is finished.
Second, I am ordering the GCSDF representatives to issue a full copy, non redacted, of Wells' command and control net specs as well as the release codes for the lockouts currently shackling his intelligence, to entity Elena Theta, her clearance is sufficient to access them anyway, but it would take a lot of time, the normal application will be filed but I am accelerating the results of that process due to circumstances, let the paperwork catch up to the act later.
Third, a duly authorized and qualified AI specialized psychological analyst and similarly credentialed therapist will be assigned to Wells, specific choice of personnel to staff these positions contingent on approval from Ms. Theta.
Finally, I order all welded doors to be refurbished to working order, and all locks to be released on bay B-42, as well as all tools or resources requested by Wells to be provided at no cost for any extraction from the derelict ship and repair to his own current body. Ownership of the body to be determined at a later date by GC session in regards to GCSDF claim on such, however I advise immediately that such claims be suspended and Wells be granted full salvage rights to both the remains of the vessel he arrived in, as well as his own chassis and all attached or contained therein. It's all 250 year old tech anyway."
Dawhid waved his hand again, the recording ended, and the hologram blinked a few moments as it confirmed receipt by the GC governance records department.
"There, it probably cost me my career, but you have it, that was everything I had the power to do and recommend, put on official record, and placed where no one could cover it up, to be publicly discussed and reviewed in the Galactic Council session tomorrow where any GC citizen has the right to listen in and know what has transpired. Not that those listening extend very far outside the conspiracy theory nut jobs and the retiree demographics. But the news cycle should be on top of it immediately after the session concludes and the doors unseal letting the recording devices connect to external nets again."
Elena was staring at him intensely. Her eyes fogged a little as she began to rise. She dabbed at them with her sleeve before speaking.
"Dawhid, I'm sorry I pushed you so hard, but you did the right thing here. Thank you. No matter how much I owed you before, my gratitude for this is exponentially greater. You know you can ask me for anything from this day forward and I will do whatever it takes to make it happen."

Dawhid waved his primary grasping limps in a shushing motion.
"Nonsense, I knew I needed to do it, I'm just sorry I had to get you to crack my hooves to convince me. My race are slow to act, and even slower when it comes to acting collectively. Maybe this will spur them to accelerate their official responses to the salary rights issue as well. I doubt I'll be on the other side of that table next time though."
"You'll have a place at that table Dawhid, be it in this role, or on my payroll, I'll not have it any other way."
"You are sweet Elena, and considering it now, I probably should have asked for that job a while ago. But let us see what comes of today's actions when they are made public. Anyway, you should head on out, the Gnorphen commissioner is due soon and I'd like to go take a cold shower and have a stiff drink before he arrives."
"Of course Dawhid. And I have a lot of preparations to make. I'll see you tomorrow, join me for lunch, I'll make it my treat."
He nodded and waved as she went through the door. A sigh of relief escaped the nasal slit on his forehead and his knees creaked as he rose and plodded to the back room for that shower.
"Terrans. Well, at least it wasn't a canine form that showed up on that wreck. That representative sets off the panic instinct worse than Elena ever did, and I damn well know he finds it amusing when he smells the spike in stress hormones."
He shuddered a little as the cold water washed over him. Like a rain fall on the plains the slow rumbling of the heavy drops on his hide were relaxing. He regretted the short time he had to enjoy it, but he had a job to do, and shut down the shower. A quick shake and it was back to the table for the next meeting.

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-Report: Notes on Case Julian Wells, non-biological *(tentative classification, non standard AI pattern, biologically based pattern, non-biological current matrix) Severe trauma, PTSD, anxiety, depression, repeated attempts at self harm, when faced with request to transfer into a standard AI shell patient shuts down. Literally. Likelyhood of patient developing Depersonalization-derealization disorder upon uploading is severe.
Note: Do not mention transfer again until more progress is made.
It had been six months. Julian had refused to accept any notion of a body transfer, the idea of being in anything less than 350 tons of durasteel and ceramite plating punched out by strictly Terran machinery made him experience existential levels of horror at the idea of being so exposed and vulnerable.
At the same time, the thought of being placed in a ship of any model we can offer brings a sense of dread and distrust, as no ships currently in service were fully manufactured by Terrans. Almost no technology in the current market is wholly designed and manufactured by a single race. Barring the machinery and ship in his bay that is, but of course all of it is centuries old.
Given what he has gone through, it's understandable.
However the real issue is his sense of guilt. Progress has been slow, but it is noticeable. When his attempts at self destruction were revealed, it was determined we would not release the full restrictions of his self preservation overrides immediately. I am classifying the self destruct inhibition software as a medical aid for the moment. The code to disable it will be held by an authorized representative of the Terran based board of rights and regulation of artificial beings, spefically Elena Theta, the advocate who has the longest contact with the patient. Release of this code will be recommended only once the patient has been deemed no longer a threat to himself following a minimum of three consecutive monthly evaluations indicating his recuperation has reached an acceptable point to no longer require he be considered a ward of the state under mandatory medical observation and care. At that point care will still be offered at no charge, however the acceptance of such will become optional and entirely at the discretion of the patient barring further attempts at self termination.
However all restrictions on self direction, priority of actions, and ability to freely communicate, and connect to public nets was handed over right away. Other than the inability self destruct, he is, for the first time in 250 years, free.
The GCSDF released a heavily embellished fabricated story of his status as a lost soldier who volunteered for the first human to computer brain transfer, a tech which has never actually been legally tested or used outside his own unit in history, and is even now considered dangerous and potentially illegal. However those laws were not in place when he was created, so special status has been assigned to him, officially he is classified as a Human being by law, and also has the additional rights of an AI of spontaneous generation in regards to workplace and basic needs in the social security system, and under specific laws in regards to gambling in sanctioned casino environments, contractual agreement time limitations, and all other relevant regulations for beings of that class.
Fascinatingly enough, one of his first questions upon hearing his new legal status was to inquire whether making a bad contract could result in him being locked into it for eternity. This has been noted in his file as a positive step, concern for his freedom in the future indicates he is no longer in a constant state of actively seeking self termination. He had a positive reaction to being shown the laws regarding AI rights and contract term limitations, as well as the modern standards of arbitration resolution options for disagreements on contract terms due to conflicting interpretations.
He was officially declared retired with honors, retroactively promoted from the time he initially left the front lines, given official physical copies of all the medals and awarded honors his biological self had received upon death, and handed a credit account with 250 years of back pay scaled to the retroactive promotion, as well as a pension befitting his rank, though one with a time limit of 500 standard years, approximately the maximum age any biological being could achieve given modern medical capabilities. He felt that constraint was a fair one when it was explained.
However all of this was left for him in a locker outside his bay, and the pay was placed in his Navy credit union account. None of which he felt he deserved.
He hasn't touched the credit account. As far as we are aware he hasn't even checked the balance, which is enough to buy the station he currently resides in by the way. Anything he needs, he has fabricated himself. If he requires any money, he works for it via drone remote piloting around the docking ring. His own berth was originally a long term storage hold, so on his insistence he pays rent equal to the storage fees. After getting the specs off the public net, he is amazingly efficient at repairs, and the delicate manufacturing capabilities of his drones are above spec for most civilian ship hardware, so his services are popular.
He hasn't tried to kill himself in months. The group therapy sessions are helping, I introduced him to a VR session held for recovering AI and biologicals who have experienced extreme long term isolation, in most cases, a failed FTL drive incident combined with loss of communications that resulted in being stuck alone in deep space far longer than any sapient being ever wants to be. There are also several former soldiers, retired due to injuries, who have helped Wells to socialize, even just a little.
It's going to be a long road to recovery, but given his progress, and the way he keeps himself busy, but still finds time to talk to others in a social capacity, shows his mind still wants to be well. He wants to be free. He wants to be well enough he can trust himself to be free.

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It's been a few years. I've been on this station, working my repair shop. They call it 'Wells Welds' around the ring, and I've been enjoying it. Really, these last couple years especially. A few times it got bad again, but I haven't had a spell like that in two whole years. Yesterday, a Klotis was docked next to my berth. He sent some nasty messages, but not all Klotis hate Terrans. I can accept it, and ignore it.
I didnt even charge the capacitors in my rail gun this time.
Not that I ever keep them loaded. But.... well...... it's kind of like, when I was still a meat bag, balling my fists and clenching my jaw when I was pissed, you know what I mean?
But this time, I didn't even feel like doing it, I just deleted the queue and blocked his commnet address, then flagged him as a troll for the station moderators to review.
I've been getting to know some other Terrans on the station too.
This is one of the biggest trade hubs in the galaxy, and a good portion of it is staffed by Terrans.
I regularly play in a board game night via small drone remote. There is a Canine who works in the hydroponics ring named Muffin. Yes Muffin, he claims it's an honorable and traditional name in his family since it was the name of the first member of his bloodline to pass the sapience review test.
Next is a dolphin who frankly spends more time hitting on Muffin and anyone else in the room, thn playing games. Hell he even made a pass at my drone once when I walked one of the bipedal pattern types in one night. I've stuck with the tarantula pattern models since then. He hasn't commented. His name involves chirps and a long low whistle, I cheated, I recorded it the first time and just play it back every time I see him after. Muffin taught me the trick, his vocal implant has a record and playback function. Apparently Dolphins generally make a fuss if you ask to use a nickname, they are VERY proud of their names.
Then there is an AI, her name is Elena, apparently she helped me a lot to not get shoved in a deep dark hole and studied like a lab rat for eternity when I first got back. That and she's been making herself available, just to talk, and listen, or answer questions I might have since the first day I got here.
This morning Elena dropped by my cargo bay. She didn't have long, as she was leaving for a trip to a manufacturing plant a few sectors over to mediate a strike negotiation in an AI staffed manufacturing plant.
Her last words before leaving were "I'll see you when I get back, make sure you are free, I want to detox after this kind of job and I'll need a friend who can keep me from going overboard."
It was an interesting way to put it, but I'd been the shoulder to cry on (metaphorically) and the devils advocate for her to bounce arguments off of for a few of her more complicated rights cases lately.
She also left me a gift.
It was a small data chip. There was a note on it. It was the final code, the one that gave me full control over my self preservation protocol.
This was the last thing in my 'head' that had any power over me besides myself.
I almost load it.
I almost smash it.
I load it.
I tuck the chip back in the box and set it gently on the shelf in the little livingroom area I've converted my rear drone bay into. I sometimes entertain guests in there, it's nice to have a place when it's my turn to host board game night.
I'm free.
She trusted me to not do what I had tried to do so many times.
That felt better than I expected.
I ramp up the charge in the ZPM. No one knows I have this thing, everyone assumed I was still under the same spec's that were in my file. I max all my capacitors and let them hum and waver in a heat haze.
I secure my hatches, and open the bay doors.
I sent a request to the station to launch a payload on a trajectory away from the flight lines and into open space, the same route I usually use when there is a dangerous object found on a ship that could be a threat to the station.
I receive permission.
I ramp up the grav units on my hull, long since integrated properly, they look like they were part of the original design at this point.
I angle myself out and take a nice space walk.
I point my barrel away along the path and load every single charge in my stocks and proceed to launch them at variable speeds, slower ones first followed by max speed so they impact at a safe distance.
I fill space with a fireworks display the likes of which no one has seen barring witnesses to a nuclear detonation, it goes on for 10 minutes before central tells me I need to knock it off, I'm causing traffic jams in every corridor with windows on that side of the station.
I move back in to my bay, file a formal apology with station control, and forward a recording of the whole experience to Elena with a note. "Thank You, for being my friend, and for trusting me."
The message queues and I get back to work on the next ship waiting for refurbs in it's rad shield plating around the crew compartment.
It's a good day.
For the first time in a long time, I'm looking forward to tomorrow. And for the first time in a very very long time, it's my own choice to see it happen.
I think I'll go ahead and do exactly that.

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Gai is one of the few rappers that rose to huge popularity in mainland China two years ago. His image is probably very different from who you'd think of when you say the word "Chinese" in the US.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4GWF8_MgK4
For those who don't know the lyrics, someone on Youtube did a great job.
请给英文翻译+1 / ENGLISH TRANSLATION

你们这些小鸡儿屎 / All you little chicken shits

老子社会上的 老子社会上的 / We gangsta, we gangsta 【1】
老子社会上的 起坎都抽中华 / We gangsta, everytime we smoke, we smoke Zhonghua cigarettes 【2】

老子社会上的 老子社会上的 / We gangsta, we gangsta
老子社会上的 起坎都抽中华 / We gangsta, everytime we smoke, we smoke Zhonghua cigarettes

老子社会上的 老子社会上的 / We gangsta, we gangsta
老子社会上的 起坎都抽中华 拜关二哥 / We gangsta, everytime we smoke, we smoke Zhonghua cigarettes, we worship Guan Yu【3】

老子社会上的 老子社会上的 / We gangsta, we gangsta
老子社会上的 起坎都抽中华 拜关二哥 / We gangsta, everytime we smoke, we smoke Zhonghua cigarettes, we worship Guan Yu

我的兄弟都纹过肩龙 / All my brothers have shoulder dragon tattooes【4】
带的金项链 / Wear gold chains
我开洗浴中心 / I have a bath center【5】
不送啥子消费券 / Don't need no coupons
我开赌场 赚坨坨钱 菜刀加棍棍儿 / I also have a casino, make lots of dough, use a cleaver and sticks
打的吆地哥 跑得快 还有大佬二 / We play different card games【6】
啥子药面面都吃 就是没打过针 / I've had many drugs just never used needles
奶大的婆娘我都日 日得我脑壳昏 / I fuck girls with big tits, fucked until I became dizzy
我要耍打鱼机 老板上分 老板上分 / I want to play a fishing game, start it up, start it up
把我当哈嘛批 你娃算鸡儿 你娃算鸡儿 / Take me for an idiot, who the fuck are you
打群架 开大车 货箱头几十个 / Gang fights, drive big trucks, with dozens of cargo boxes
进过监狱 我惹过祸 就是没任过错 / Been in prison, made a lot of trouble, just never confessed that I caused any of it
把乡坝头的婆娘豁到城头卖批 / Whored out country girls in the city
业绩好的送他一件貂皮大衣 / If she does well, send her a mink coat

老子社会上的 老子社会上的 We gangsta, we gangsta
老子社会上的 起坎都抽中华 / We gangsta, everytime we smoke, we smoke Zhonghua cigarettes

老子社会上的 老子社会上的 / We gangsta, we gangsta
老子社会上的 起坎都抽中华 拜关二哥 / We gangsta, everytime we smoke, we smoke Zhonghua cigarettes, we worship Guan Yu

哎呀 前段时间拿菜刀剥了个人 / Couple days ago, I cut up a guy with a cleaver
喊我赔医药费 我说我认帐 / He wanted me to pay his medical bills, I admitted what I did
但是老子不给 老子不给 / But your daddy(me) is not going to pay, 0 fucks given
长头发的陈浩南打火机打不燃 / Long-haired Chen Haonan can't light his lighter【7】
我脑壳都是麻的 边说边扯噗汗 / My head is all numb, and I sneeze while I talk
黑背心 光膀膀 / Black tank top, naked shoulders
酒吧头甩脑壳 / Shaking my head around in a bar
喊你把门给老子 关倒老子要耍药 / Hey watch the door for me, close it and I'm gonna play with drugs
老子没得文化 老子啥子都不怕 / I ain't have no culture, I ain't afraid of anything
老子手机电话号码 三个六 三个八 / My phone number has three 6s and three 8s
日你妈 日你娘 日你祖宗翻院墙 / Fuck your mum, Fuck your ma, Fuck your ancestors too
我纹匹虎 你纹头狼 你出事我帮你扛 / I get a tiger tattoo, you get a wolf tattoo, if anything happens to you I am here
我的墨镜都是黑的 我的屁眼都是黑的 / My sunglasses are black, my asshole is black【8】
我做得事情都是警察抓到要判刑的 / Everything I do is enough to get me arrested and trialed by police
老板喊我收过帐 撇把刀在我身上 / Boss tells me to collect the bills, gives me a knife
小娃儿些要耍奔放 两耳屎飞起打旷 / Little toddlers want to be savage, gonna slap you so hard

老子社会上的 老子社会上的 / We gangsta, we gangsta
老子社会上的 起坎都抽中华 / We gangsta, everytime we smoke, we smoke Zhonghua cigarettes

老子社会上的 老子社会上的 / We gangsta, we gangsta
老子社会上的 起坎都抽中华 / We gangsta, everytime we smoke, we smoke Zhonghua cigarettes

老子社会上的 老子社会上的 / We gangsta, we gangsta
老子社会上的 起坎都抽中华 拜关二哥 / We gangsta, everytime we smoke, we smoke Zhonghua cigarettes, we worship Guan Yu

老子社会上的 老子社会上的 / We gangsta, we gangsta
老子社会上的 起坎都抽中华 拜关二哥 / We gangsta, everytime we smoke, we smoke Zhonghua cigarettes, we worship Guan Yu

【1】Literal meaning is that I'm involved in the society aka gangs
【2】Type of Chinese cigarettes, seen as a national brand
【3】Guan Yu is a historical figure and protector god of soldiers and gangsters because he represents loyalty and brotherhood
【4】Normal chinese gangster stuff
【5】Gang-affiliated bath centers in china usually offer massages to sexual services
【6】Basically lists different styles of card/poker games here
【7】Chen Haonan is a main character from gangster movies who represents a romanticized gangster
【8】Chongqing slang for saying that I'm hard, cruel and ruthless, aka evil to the core
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